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  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  • If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  • Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
  • Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
  • Black holes are where God divided by zero.
  • Keep honking, I'm reloading.
  • No, that signal does not mean I gotta pee.
  • Is your Corvette faster than a speeding bullet?
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
  • I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
  • I love defenceless animals, especially in a good gravy.
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • If you ain't making waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
  • Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
  • Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 States
  • Quantum Mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of
  • Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

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