Bumper Stickers
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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No, that signal does not mean I gotta pee.
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Is your Corvette faster than a speeding bullet?
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
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I love defenceless animals, especially in a good gravy.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If you ain't making waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
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Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
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Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 States
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Quantum Mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of
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Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
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