A middle ages woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God replied no and explained that she has another 30-40 years to live.

Upon her recovery she decides to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation and a tummy tuck. She has someone come in to change her hair color. She figures that since she has a while left to live she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out of the hospital after her recovery from the operations is complete and is killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital.

She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?" To which God replies, "I didn't recognize you."