What did God say after she created Man?......... I can do better!

They have finally found something that does the work of ten men ...... One woman.

What has an IQ of 7? ... Eight men

All men are created equal (poor things.)

Women who want equality with men lack ambition!

What's the smallest book in the world? ... The mans book of knowledge

What is gross stupidity? ..... 144 men in one room

Why do most men lead a dogs life?

They both come in with muddy feet, make themselves comfortable by the fire and wait to be fed.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,

Teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him every weekend.

Q. How do we know men invented maps?

A. Who else would make an inch into a mile?

Q. How do you keep a man from reading your e-mail?

A. Rename the mail folder "instruction manuals"

Q. How can you tell when a man is lying?

A. His lips are moving.

Q. Why did God create man before woman?

A. You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for a man than for a woman?

A: When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

Q: Why are men like commercials?

A: You can't believe a word they say.

Q: Why are men like popcorn?

A: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Q: Why are men like blenders?

A: You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Q: What do men and women have in common?

A: They both distrust men.

Q: What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

A: One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby. but which is which ????

Q. How do you identify a bald eagle?

A. All his feathers are combed over to one side.